sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
and the winner of eurovision 2014….. leonardo dicaprio??? holy shit
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die