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lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

(via how-i-rauhl)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via hotboyproblems)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via swalllow-your-pride)

heavenlyhybrid:

and the winner of eurovision 2014….. leonardo dicaprio??? holy shit

(via counting-stars-at-2am)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via asdfghjklmaskedbitch)

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

(via swalllow-your-pride)